Thursday, May 24, 2012

Get Wild!

Woah. That was an accidental super-hiatus. What a total life explosion.

Dirt City Dream Captain update: in case I haven't squealed about it to every single human in the universe already: Me and Mr. Dream Captain are making it official this September! So, if anyone cares, sorry I didn't post for so long. Planning a wedding in 4 months is hilariously stressful. It went from a small and simple event to a big event with loads of details to be considered so fast that I didn't even see it happening. Also, in addition to my own crazy feelings and sleeplessness and eatlessness, HOLY SHIT, OTHER PEOPLE TURN INTO MARTIANS WHEN YOU ARE MAKING A WEDDING. Seriously. Previously sweet and lovely people have turned into wicked manipulative monsters. I hear that this is a normal thing that happens and that it will go back to normal after the thing is done, but jesus.... I am starting to fantasize about telling everyone to just get off my dick and eloping to a quiet beach.

ANNNNNNNYWAY. Sorry to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on. I know no one wants to hear anyone talk about their wedding planning. It is hard to have something occupy ALL your time and ALL your energy and ALL your life and to have to bite your tongue

Here are some things that are nice for your eyes and life:

1. These lamps! Holy crap! I want to tear up my home and remake it around these lamps! They are dreamy!



2. These vintage photos of dancers with rainbow laser embroidery! (Thanks Dara for bringing these to my attention) Totally perfect.



3. Speaking of Dara, brilliant Dara Humniski is cooking up some new treasures for her jewelry line, Here With Me. I am drooling already. This is my favorite line of accessories ever. This lady's talent is pretty breathtaking.

I highly suggest everyone get her stuff now because she is going to be the most famous person we know and she will not undercharge for her beautiful things forever.

I have the long version of this necklace and so far I haven't found a single outfit that it doesn't drastically improve. :


Allllso, I am thinking about renaming this blog. I have to. Dirt City was a cute term when it was a thing that 6 people said to each other with a wink, but it is now a different thing and is used liberally all over (sometimes in ways that make me grit my teeth a bit) and it really doesn't mean the same thing anymore. Not to sound like I have any ownership over it or whatever, I really truly don't, it just doesn't seem appropriate anymore. It has been kind of wrecked for me. I don't know what the new name will be yet. I am open to suggestions.

Listen to this: Night Beats did a limited split 7 " with TRMRS.  Hear it here: Night Beats - Messiah


These guys are so good that it makes me feel weird. 

And I think that's it for now? That's all I have time for now. I resolve to be less ignore-y with this blog. Writing, even silly yelling into the void about my own dumb whatever, is my favorite thing.

Here is a summer recipe, as it is now summer. Thank god. It seemed like this winter was going to go without a hitch, and then suddenly a whole bunch of people that I love just totally fucking unraveled and there was just the smell of smashed heart bits on everything and just a feeling like a stomach full of rocks because I wanted to help and totally couldn't and it's not really my business anyway but that doesn't mean I won't lose sleep over it for weeks at a time. Anyway, it seems like the smashed things are being rebuilt and everyone is working hard and the best thing is that everyone just made themselves no-time-to-think busy with making totally great art and music and projects of all kinds, so at least out of the shit storm will come a whole bunch of really great stuff.  Oops, right. Recipe.

Ok, this is sort of made up so please forgive the inelegant language, but I swear it is super delicious.

Fruit Salsa and Cinnamon Chips OR how to be the most popular person at a brunch potluck:

Cut the following into small salsa-appropriate chunks:
(these are suggestions, feel free to GET WILD)
-mango
-strawberries
-green grapes
-bananas (don't cut these too small, they get mooshy and give your salsa a really gross snotty texture)
-grapefruit
-kiwi
-pomegranate seeds
-gala or pink lady or golden delicious or some other really sweet kind of apple

In a separate little bowl mix together the juice of one lemon (eyeball the amount according to how much fruit you use. Use more or less according to how big the salsa batch is!)
A couple of very generous splashes of maple syrup (don't use fake stuff! It's gross!)
and here's the secret winning ingredient: A TON of grated ginger. Like seriously a ton. The more kick the better. Don't worry, the sweetness of the fruit and maple syrup will mellow it out.

Pour the mixture over the salsa and mix it together really well. This salsa is really good right away, but fucking DEADLY if it can sit and marinate for a while.

Then you need these things:
- soft flour tortillas
- a couple of tablespoons of melted butter (in a pinch regular canola oil or whatever will totally work, but will just be slightly less delicious).
- a mixture of cinnamon and white sugar.

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.

Brush one side of the tortilla with melted butter and then sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar. Cut into little wedges, spread them out on a cookie sheet and bake them for about 8 or 10 minutes, until they are crispy and brown. Keep an eye on these because the time between browned and blackened is not very long. These are super delicious so make lots as you will likely "test" a few before you head out to the brunch you are about to be the queen/king of.

There you go!
xo!


4 comments:

  1. You should call your blog Eat a Bag of Dicks or Amazeballs

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  2. I wish blogger had a 'like' button for comments. 'Like'.

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  3. Yes!! Eat a Bag of Amazeballs. or Amelia's Balls.

    Also! I want to hear about your goddam wedding planning, goddammit. Out of all of the people you seem like one of the few, if not the only, who would make it hilarious and entertaining AAAAAAAND full of helpful tips. Which I will need when I become a Kenyan farmer bride. Please include tips about dowry.

    Finally -- that fruit salad + cinnamon tortillas is fucking brilliant. I made it in my mind and am currently eating it there, too. I bet if I had enough internet to listen to that Nightbeats thing I would be having excitement diahrrea, so I guess it's for the best that it stays a mystery.

    Your fan,
    Grain.

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  4. Excitement diahrrea is a pretty good blog name too

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